Now that we’re older, we don’t get toys for Christmas anymore. It’s all socks and stationary, but we miss having cool things to play with over the festive period. So, a few years ago we set each other a challenge to £20 worth of gifts, but each item had to be under £3. It turned…

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Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger, two of the biggest action stars in the history of the genre, with such films as the Rocky and Rambo series, the Terminator series, Predator, Total Recall and of course The Expendables trilogy under their respective belts, they are definitely two names that come to mind when thinking of action…

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cosplay awards

Yesterday we went to the MCM Comic Con in London. While we were there we saw lots of weird and wonderful cosplayers. We liked some of them so much that we decided to make our own Cosplay Awards and celebrate some of the best ones. The ‘Actually Evil’ Award This guy was terrifying. It was…

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The Dolphins of Death Team

Today I was having a meeting with a client at work. In the background, I could hear music playing over the speakers in the reception. The song had a catchy beat and the lyrics intrigued me. “You give me diamonds, I give you nothing” made me smile, but then “You can’t own me, I’m like…

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wedding speech openers

Firstly, just look at the man in that photo. Doesn’t he look sad. He looks like he’s driven hundreds of couples to their weddings but he’s spent his life alone, waiting for a woman to come along and marry him. Maybe some day somebody will be driving him to a wedding. But for now he…

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Mike and I were watching one of those property programmes the other day. You know the one, where a young couple is looking to relocate relocate relocate to a new home under a hammer and give it a 60 second makeover to turn it into a place in the sun. I don’t really like those…

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2014 advert

One thing we love talking about is television advertisements. There’s some we love and some we hate. So, let’s take a look at some of our favourites this year in the 2014 Advert Awards. Worst Advert Mike’s Pick Wonga – ‘Guitars’ Firstly, who’s this goober playing the guitar here? Secondly, what the hell is the…

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levi's advert

I was watching a programme on Channel 4 the other day when I saw an advert. This advert to be precise: ‘What’s wrong with that advert?’ I hear you cry. Well dry your tears, because there’s not a lot wrong with the advert. It’s a very good advert in these times of opera singers and…

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austrian signs

1 We’re used to seeing a simple deer just standing there, but this one’s really going for it. Boothby Graffoe did a whole routine about these deer signs, so check that out. 2 I think the message this sign is giving is ‘If you’re going to kick a person’s head around outside a house with…

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