Based on a conversation between Ben & Mike
We recently discovered some previously unseen designs for future hats for the pop singer and crazy-fashion idol Lady Gaga. So, in future you may see her wearing the following hats, which all follow the theme of ‘Animal Houses’… that’s assuming she doesn’t discover normal clothes in the meantime. All of the hats will be available to buy shortly from all crappy clothes shops. Here are the details of Lady Gaga’s new hats:
1. The Kennel – £3,999.99
2. The Cage – £6,000
Next we have a metallic number inspired by a bird cage. Featuring optional little swing and mirror, the hat also includes newspaper flooring to give the wearer something to read (if they are able to read).