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based on a conversation between Ben and Mike Whilst playing Monopoly last night, I thought “I wonder if there’s such a thing as strip Monopoly. And if there is, how would it work?” I imagine instead of losing money, you’d lose clothes, but that would mean that instead of gaining money you gained other people’s…

based on a conversation between Ben & Mike When you’re at school, you are strictly told that you must refer to male teachers as Sir. Why is this?! To our knowledge, none of our teachers have ever been knighted. And yet they insist we call them ‘Sir’. But the real quandary lies with the opposite…

Police have issued a warning to people in the West Midlands area after a series of unusual burglaries. Reports have shown that nothing was stolen during any of the burglaries, but houses were left much tidier. “The first thing I noticed upon entering the victim’s house was an overwhelming smell of Fabreeze.” said DI Shipton…